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A silly piece of business really. Pure theater. Sanctioned unreality. Interactive fantasy. With music breaking out on every Royal Street corner. But that’s why you go. As you have thrice before. A couple of times in conjunction with a convention in the advertising profession. An alternative silly piece of business in itself. 

 

The whole Mardi Gras subculture is fascinating to say the least. Perfectly sane adults donning masks and wearing outlandish costumes? Especially the locals, who are members of krewes. Which are social organizations who flaunt their allegiance through endless streams of parades.  Or streams of toilet paper,  from one krewe in particular, the Tucks. Their King, standing above an enormous toilet, along with his minions, spoofs the gilded thrones of other major carnival monarchs. One has to love such mischievous whimsy.

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The Krewe of Rex King is a particular target of the Tucks, as he is often referred to as the King of Carnival and traditionally receives a key to the city from the New Orlean's mayor.

 

When I was last there, the Rex King was a gentleman named Hardy B. Fowler. In real life, a CPA and Director of Hancock Holding Company with its 37 billion dollars in assets. He epitomized for me, the incongruent insanity of Mardi Gras. Wherein this paragon of finance, now in full regalia on this throne, had morphed into an unglued adolescent playing dress-up? Is this a man you’d want managing your assets?

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Of course the festivities  will have begun long before you arrive, starting on January 6 (Twelfth Night), with the procession inspired by Joan of Arc, the unofficial saint of New Orleans. It is a veritable roving Renaissance festival, with lots of kings, queens, knights, monks a walking chess board. Which first took to the streets in 2008. 

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But for all the dressing up, there are of course, those who dress down. In some cases, all the way down.  As I once noted a dozen years ago on here: “A woman at around noon, strolls up Bourbon St. totally naked. Except of course for paint on her breasts, and paint where a thong might go.”

 

Baring one’s breasts for cheap beads and trinkets, is a tradition claimed to have been started in 1976 by Ann Lyneah Curtis (should this come up at your Super Bowl party).  Though my partner and I plan to merely don a mask and assume the role of voyeur, showing no flesh (I hope), as we inch our way up Bourbon Street with a Sazerac in plastic cup in hand. Such public imbibing is permitted here. Seemingly, pretty much everything is. Though caution be advised: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. What happens in NOLA, stays on the internet.

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As for trinkets and “throws,” one can come by them in interesting ways if one is immersed in the spirit of it all. As I noted years ago...

“Walking down the dying streets, a gregarious burly black man on a bike calls to us. Next thing you know he and I are crooning 'Up on the Roof.' He then does an amazing solo rendition of 'Amazing Grace.' He is tipped well. As a token to me, now his partner, he offers his neckwear of beads and plastic breasts. 'You the Tit Meister,' he proclaims." 

All politically incorrect of course. ("But that was then....etc."). But when have I ever been so adorned?  The subject of such a proclamation? Not even at college commencement. And before my colleagues no less. Anyway, I would wonder what had become of that man in the devastation of Katrina two years later. A stark counterpoint to these fun and games.

Miraculously, the streets become transformed at midnight of Fat Tuesday in this, at heart, a Catholic city. The party is over. The streets are instantly cleaned. Ash Wednesday and Lent kick in. Which will take me to St Louis Cathedral, the oldest active Roman Catholic Cathedral in the U.S. It was originally built in 1727 and dedicated to King Louis IX of France.  There, I will receive ashes and be reminded that we are dust and to dust we shall return. Greatly speeded up if one opts for cremation, of course. (Not my cup of Sazerac...)

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But not today. Today is about not acting your age. Which is advancing at the speed of a runaway train.

 

This month, we'll welcome in the New Year, six weeks after the fact, by way of the 167th Mardi Gras.  The first having been on February 24, 1857; for you chronologists out there. And as the Cajun-French saying goes down there, Laissez les Bon Temps Rouler.  “Let the good times roll!”

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Going with the Flow

Shakespeare famously mused:

 

          “What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet.”

This came to mind when I came across... Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi. And I was off and running. Really? Would Csikszentmihalyi by another name not be sweeter? Or at least pronounceable?

An eye chart at the front end, and a repetition of his given name on the back nine? And I'd've asked Mr. Csikszentmihalyi, if that second "mihaly" was really necessary? And with an added "i" at the end no less?  

 

Having had sport with this gentleman's name, and as I emerge from a relapse into my 15-year old self ... just who was he? I sought out Wikipedia.

"Mihaly Robert Csikszentmihalyi (/ˈmiːhaɪ ˈtʃiːksɛntmiːˌhɑːjiː/ MEE-hy CHEEK-sent-mee-HAH-yee  

 

A Hungarian-American psychologist. He recognized and named the psychological concept of "flow", a highly focused mental state conducive to productivity. He was the Distinguished Professor of Psychology and Management at Claremont Graduate University."

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But what exactly is the "concept of flow?" In an interview with Wired magazine Csíkszentmihályi described it as...

... "being completely involved in an activity for its own sake. The ego falls away. Time flies. Every action, movement, and thought follows inevitably from the previous one, like playing jazz. Your whole being is involved, and you're using your skills to the utmost.

Which is something we all have experienced at one time or another, and it can leave one feeling euphoric. I just never put a name to itspeaking of namesor knew that something like this had been studied, formulated and written about. 

In that interview, Csikszentmihalyi was more or less quoting from his popular book, originally published in 1990. About which The New York Times within his 2021 obit noted: 

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Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi, the Father of ‘Flow,’ Dies at 87

The book made “flow” a part of popular and political culture. Jimmy Johnson, the coach of the Dallas Cowboys, cited Dr. Csikszentmihalyi’s work as a critical piece in his preparation for the team’s victory in the 1993 Super Bowl. He even held up a copy of the book during a postgame interview.

Newt Gingrich sang its praises; so did Bill Clinton and Tony Blair, who once boasted that half his cabinet was reading it. A 2004 TED Talk by Dr. Csikszentmihalyi has been viewed nearly seven million times.

So, to answer Shakespeare's question, What's in a name?  A person. One who might be worth knowing something about. By any other name than Csikszentmihalyi? I would  never  have paused to take notice. I, Mr. Smartass, whose MuseLetters have been viewed something less than seven million times.  

 

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Picture a Palindrome #7

"Ah, a zoo, Toto. Oz! Aha!"

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--- Ron Vazzano

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muse-letter \’myüz-‘le-tər  noun

1: a personal message, inspired by a muse of one's own creation, in the course of which, the sender becomes absorbed in thought, especially turning something over in the mind meditatively and often inconclusively.

2: a letter from one who envisions oneself as a poet as such, "musing" on that which is perceived to be news, or newsworthy, usually in some ironic or absurd way.  

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Oscar Slaps Barbie?

 

In the interest, or disinterest, of full disclosure, I am one who thinks that Barbie was not only a good film, but an extraordinary one. So unexpected. (You're making a movie of what?). Amidst some raised eyebrows, I was pretty much in synch with the Rolling Stone review, which in essence read:

"'Barbie’ May Be the Most Subversive Blockbuster of the 21st Century"

“...slipping in heady notions about sexualization, capitalism, social devolution, human rights and self-empowerment, under the guise of a lucrative, brand-extending trip down memory lane? “

I concluded my Barbi thesis in that October 2023 MuseLetter by saying that, “There's a lot more to this movie than any of its messages which one might agree with or not.  It is a stunning production. I think this film is Oscar nominee-worthy in nine categories.”

 

Four months later, it received eight.

nominations including Best Picture, and was a hit at the box office. In this regard, Gerwig joins directors Randa Haines for Children of a Lesser God (1987) and Barbra Streisand for The Prince of Tides (1992), who were also “snubees,” despite checking all the boxes.

Though Barbi was obviously nominated as Best Picturein this year of Barbenheimerdirector Greta Gerwig was snubbed in the  Best Director category. Raising a  now cliched question in the face of such slights: Did this movie (and a blockbuster one at that), direct itself?

Blockbuster  might be defined as a movie  that  got  five or more 

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As for what constitutes a Best Actress performance nomination? If you could imagine how Barbie might act and look if she could come to life (which you couldn’t, even if you thought about it, and why would you?), that was Margot Barbi. I mean Robbie.

 

Playing a doll who on the surface is simple, but who acquires depth in the course of her transformation, is not an easy task. (Ask Pinocchio). Any actor will tell you, that playing over-the-top is easy. Underplaying is hard.

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This is echoed by America Ferrera, Best Supporting Actress nominee in the film. “What Margot achieved as an actress is truly unbelievable. One of the things about Margot as an actress is how easy she makes everything look. And perhaps people got fooled into thinking that the work seems easy...”

Yet, Margo Robbie did not receive a nomination. 

The bigger question invariably raised about Oscars, outside of Tinseltown of course, is do they matter? I’ve gone in and out on this over the years. And the answer I arrive at, paradoxically, is yes and no. In this regard, they are sort of like the Super Bowl. Which under a wide tent, gathers football fans and non-fans alike. (And with the Kansas City Chiefs in it yet again, comes the side show of Taylor Swift's attendance this year). It becomes something much bigger than the game itself. And it tells us something about ourselves.

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As I said four months back, while recognizing that Academy Award nominations are not a purveyor of excellence in achievement, they often serve as a pulse taker of the zeitgeist of the times. And in the process, invariably serving as a forum for airing socio-political grievances amidst shouts and murmurs; to a round of applause or chorus of boos. And of course, it wasn’t always like this. But this extravaganza is now in its 96th year. Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Oz anymore either.

 

The simplest way I can think of to sum up what I'm driving at perhaps oversimplifiedis this: It is inconceivable that a movie such as Around the World in 80 Days, winner of the 1957 Oscar for Best Picture, would or could ever be made today. Much less win anything. Yet, a perfect expression of the mid-50's. A different time and place. I think most would now agree, this is an awful movie.

So did Oscar slap Barbie? Yeah. But not as hard as Smith slapped Rock two years ago.

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La Baguette

 

1.

 

Narrow streets converge at a corner

where food merchants are plying their trade;

a hubbub in the stillness of a postcard depiction.

A woman had then sashayed on by

on Rue Dauphine

as only French women can.

Who has directed her diagonal cut

across this Parisian street? Buñuel?

 

Hip thrust forward, la vie d’amour

implicit in the every step,

her dress on this sultry day clinging;

her hand encircling an unbagged baguette

long and lean and lancing the air

a master stroke in alliteration.

A man stands transfixed in speculation.

With whom would she share it?

Taste it? Tear it?

Leaving specks of crust on pouty lips

the soft dough filling her mouth?

2.

 

He crosses Pont Neuf,  a bridge built in halves

becoming enjoined after twenty six years.

Not long a span of time for stone

but a good-size chunk of a marital life.

That cliched better half lies languid in a room

of long-stemmed walls and painted roses

time having passed in beige.

 

She notes as he enters,

his trench coat twistingly belted;

a would-be Bogart in that parting scene.

Autumn winds on this ashen day,

have had their way with his desperate hair

resulting in enchanting disarray.

Eyes turn to the baguette he has brought unexpected.

She gives him a smile as long as the Seine.

Subtitles follow in the space beneath them.

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2. My Dinner With Stanislavski

He speaks of a theater that could go under.

As he mulls an existence without costumes nor props.

Thank Godot for the vodka to come.

But what's to become of our inner life?

The regurgitation of pea-soup monologues?

Where would we stage-strutters go

In that allotted hour? He remains silent.

I now sense a memory of reason

Why so much sweat upon the pages;

 

So many pages in a play with no plot.

Therein might lie the madness to the method.

As shown in the tedium of Chekhov's Vanya

That final scene shattered by gunshots,

"Take me away! Take me away! Kill me.

I can't stay here, I can't!"

3. The Barn

The barn doors not left open

thus nothing has run off

 

​not the steeds of misdeeds

that should have been released

 

​along with the demons we meant to unleash

and maudlin memories still sitting baled

 

from the winters of discontent

the squandered summers that came and went

 

​the beast within that should have

long been unburdened

 

​chewing on unsown oats

behind closed doors.

1. Side Table

 

Ingrained in old furniture
is where the true stories lie.

That bureau that sits in storage in Jersey

from the last cross-country move,
outlasted the starter marriage
and the one the length

of War and Peace that would follow.

 

But most of all, I await the return
of that little side table now being repainted
by a handyman to match

the new décor in this,

the latest of multiple lives.

 

It has heard the arguments
absorbed the resentments
weathered the storms.
Coming back in a semi-gloss black,
I’ve lost count of the coats of colors

it previously has worn.

 

First bequeathed in its natural grain

by a wrinkled woman from Eastern Europe 

who never got over the drowning of a son
who looked like a young Cary Grant. 
This after losing kin in the holocaust.

 

This latest reincarnation,

will now hold a Crate & Barrel vase
and will remain standing

long after we’ve departed.

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