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Naked City Meets The Twilight Zone

 

There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them... is the definitive line intoned at the

 

As a character actor, I was rarely on stage the whole time in any play I appeared in. That night was no exception. So that at each exit from a scene, I’d rush to the radio in the dressing room to catch the latest on that game in progress.  Which right there, might be an inkling as to why my so-called acting career never got more than a couple of feet off the ground.

 

I’d be joined by Kenny, a cast member whom I’d only met through this production. He too was a big Yankee fan, and he too, was spending a lot of time off stage listening to the game. A fellow pisan who always wore a bandana on his head, he called me Fonzie.  Said I reminded him of the character on Happy Days. Which I took to be an expression of endearment, rather than the left-handed compliment it might have been. And Kenny, being gay, frequently enjoyed teasing me—I of hetero persuasion—with puckered lips: “Fonzie, give me a kiss. Come on Fonz, just a small one.”  Seems I was always playing straight man to his shenanigans. He was always on. And it could get old after a while.

 

When the play ended that night, he and I headed over to the aforementioned Peter McManus bar, to catch the last few innings of the game. By the end of the first beer, the Yankees were leading 6-3. And then victory was closer at hand as the game oozed into the eighth inning. And a second beer. Then suddenly it took a shocking turn. The Royals tied it up at 6-6 on a three-run home run.  Yet something even more unbelievable was just up ahead. This time, real and in color, verses vicarious and in black & white. 

 

In the top of the ninth inning, a man seemed to appear out of nowhere. Though I was closest to him, I was unaware of his entrance. Standing but a few feet from the stool I was occupying,  he extended a stiff right arm upward, at the end of which was a gun. Aimed at the screen overhead. It caught our attention. The bar grew silent. The gunman too, said not a word. 

 

What was going on? Was he actually going to shoot a TV set? If so, why? Upset because of that untimely home run?  Couldn’t be. You yell at the screen when something unfavorable occurs. You don’t shoot it.  But this is New York, with all its eccentricities, where someone might actually seek to murder a piece of electronics. What if he does pull the trigger? There goes watching the rest of the game. All this, in afterthought of course. In real time... holy shit what do I do? I’m the nearest one to a crazy man with a gun.

 

Maybe... as he’s aiming at the TV and hasn’t fired a shot yet, I could unobtrusively make my way to the restroom? As one does under such circumstances. I dismiss this out of hand, and remain frozen hoping to go unnoticed. At any moment could come the sound of an explosion about five feet from my ears and shattered glass.  At best.  At worst, he turns and begins firing at the patrons. Me first.

 

Then in the midst of this tableau, comes another surprise. The middle-aged bartender, of average stature, casually walks out from the around the bar up to the potentially “alleged perpetrator,” with the nonchalance of a man taking his dog out for a walk. And escorts the man, still holding a gun, out the door. All done without any tussle. At which point, one of the patrons leaves his stool immediately and he too heads out the door. He would turn out to be a plainclothes cop, as we were informed by the bartender who reentered just as casually as he had left. Why the cop didn’t take the initial action our hero did, is just one of many questions without an answer. In any case, the cop didn’t return. Presumably he was making the necessary arrest. 

 

The bartender is now back to the business of beer. Kenny and I, along with the rest, are now back to the business of watching a nailbiter of a game. Which apparently, we all find far more stressful than what had just taken place. As no one seems to be even mentioning it. All is abuzz about the game once more. We order a third beer.

 

On the first pitch thrown in the bottom of the ninth, Chris Chambless hits home run. Game over. Yankees win the pennant! And as this was the late 70’s, when things were even more off the rails socially and culturally in this naked city than now, Chambliss, as if a bull at Pamplona, is knocking down and running over countless fans who had swarmed the field and were blocking his path around the bases en route to home plate. Fans in a frenzy, they look as if they are trying to mug him, rather than hug him. Still one more scene that night, melding  fantasy with reality. 

closing of each episode of Naked City, a popular TV series of the late 50’s/early 60’s A cop show reflecting everyday life in New York with its makeup of a diverse and interesting species, to say the least. And I might have been a bit player in one of those stories, on October 14, 1976 at the Peter MacManus bar in the Chelsea neighborhood in Manhattan.

To set the stage, literally, I was appearing in a play down the block from that bar. And on that October night, the Yankees were playing the Kansas City Royals in a winner-take-all game for the American

League Championship. 

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Only afterwards when we were outside, did Kenny and I ask each other if all that we had witnessed actually  occurred. For the first time in the six weeks that I'd known him, Kenny was in serious mode. He didn’t even ask me to kiss him. And after our awful play ended its run two nights later, I never saw or heard of him again.

 

Time has a way of playing tricks with the concept of reality. Every aspect of this experience was so incongruous, that I have continued to wonder over the years if it all happened? Or part of it? And if so, which part? And is this much ado about nothing? Just a quirky little story in the naked city? Or is this a case of ... traveling through another dimension — a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. Your next stop, The Twilight Zone!

 

Is that it?  If so, what to make of this small piece of evidence from such a journey? 

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Celebrity College Commencement Speakers: 2023

 

From time to time I like to take a glance at commencement speakers for college graduation ceremonies, to see what well known names are on it. By their presence, it suggests who might be hot, or in the news, and in demand in the culture, and willing to participate in this time honored ritual. Not that they aren't paid handsomely for it. 

 

I can’t help but notice the absence of a headliner comedian this year, which had been a trend in recent years. The likes of a Conan O’Brien, Steven Colbert, Jim Carey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph have all appeared at the podium. Since what is said at such affairs is forgotten five minutes after leaving the premises, along with any piece of wisdom imparted, why not generate a laugh or two. Or ten. A line said in jest might long be remembered.  Even poignant if it comes with an underlying truth. Once in addressing Harvard graduates, Will Ferrell had this to offer:

 

                 “Some of you will be captains of industry and business. Others of you will go

                 on to great careers  in  medicine, law and public service. Four of you—and

                 I’m not at liberty to say which four—will go on to magnificent careers in

                 the porno industry. I’m not trying to be funny. That’s just a statistical fact.”

                 

But you don't have to be a comedian to offer a humorous bit of encouragement. And it helps to do it in a self-depreciating way. 

 

               “To those of you who received honors, awards, and distinctions, I say well done.

                And to the C students, I say you too can be President of the United States.”

                                                         

                                                                                                                 George W. Bush

 

Without further ado, as they say, here is a list of commencement speakers I’ve compiled for this year’s 2023 graduating class.  It might not be exhaustive, but  are the names I readily came across in my Google search.   

 

Nary a comedian in the group, but as always, the entertainment industry is well represented. In alphabetical order by school ...

 

Bard College                                                                                    Ralph Warnock (Georgia Senator)

Boston College Law School                                                            Judy Woodriff

Chapman University                                                                       Angela Bassett

Colorado College                                                                            Liz Cheney

Goucher College                                                                             Anna Deavere Smith 

Harvard University                                                                          Tom Hanks

Howard University                                                                          Joe Biden

Loyola Marymount                                                                          Martin Sheen

Marquette University                                                                      Marlee Matlin

McDaniel College                                                                           Bob Woodward

New England College                                                                     Ron Chernow

Rice University                                                                                Karine Jean-Pierre (Biden Press Sec.)

Roosevelt University                                                                       Danny DeVito

Stanford University                                                                         John McEnroe

Tennessee State                                                                             Oprah Winfrey

U.S. Air Force                                                                                 Joe Biden

U.S. Military Academy                                                                    Kamila Harris

University of Maryland                                                                    Gayle King

University of Michigan                                                                    Wynton Marsalis

University of Pennsylvania                                                             Idina Menzel

University of Wisconsin                                                                  Eric Holder (former U.S.Att.Gen.)

Villanova University                                                                        Lester Holt 

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Not an Obama or Clinton to be found. Though Bill Clinton did give a commencement speech at Brooklyn Tech High School last June.

 

Dr. Anthony Fauci, like COVID, has been all over the place these past couple of years now that commencements are taking place once more in the flesh. Princeton, Roger Williams, University of Maryland last year, and this year, to the graduates of Washington University’s Medical School; not the entire university.  Losing his broad audience appeal? He's not on the list. Instead, it is Sterling K. Brown, winner of three Emmy Awards, a Golden Globe, and a spot in Time Magazine’s 2018 “100 Most Influential People,” who was the main event at Washington University this year. Though not a household name or in the news, he is not on the list either.

I was curious if Donald Trump ever did one of these things. Yes, he has. Eschewing cap and gown, he did so at  Liberty University in 2017. Not surprisingly, he threw all guidelines out the window as to what makes for a good speech on such occasions. 

 

As recommended on thesaurus.com "...say what you’d like to say in the briefest way possible. Aim for a speech that falls between 500 and 750 words, and time yourself to make sure you don’t exceed 10 minutes during delivery."

Trump spoke for one hour and eight minutes. He opened with:

 

"Thank you very much, everybody. And congratulations to the class of 2017. That’s some achievement.

 

This is your day and you’ve earned every minute of it. And I’m thrilled to be back at Liberty University. I’ve been here, this is now my third time. And we love setting records, right? We always set records. We have to set records, we have no choice."

Which leaves one speechless.

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In the Realm of Peterman

 

The J. Peterman Company was founded by a real person of that name. A Mr. John Peterman, whom viewers of Seinfeld would be familiar with, as he was wildly spoofed in that series. But Peterman is no joke. Since 1987, he has been successful in selling distinctive lifestyle merchandise (including reproductions of antique clothing). And each item in his signature catalog, is described by way  of a narrative designed to be transportive. To take you to another time, another place, another season.

 

In the realm of Peterman, clothes are not just clothes. They never were. Shakespeare first made this observation and enunciated it as only he could. In Hamlet, Polonius tells his son Laertes to dress well because "apparel oft proclaims the man.” 

Peterman, though no Shakespeare, goes much further. He sees clothes as going beyond the external, directly to the id. Where emotional impulses live. Adjacent to the poetic text, each item is illustrated. Photographing the goods would break the spell of enchantment the catalog strives to create.  And how gauche would that be.

 

Poetry, it has been said, is where you find it. And ever since the first Peterman catalog in 1987, you’ll find it here along with the arrival of each new season. Now on the cusp of another summer, are we ready? 

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Having received catalog  #215 through the quaint delivery system of  an actual mailbox, it gives me pause. It takes pricey panache to peddle one’s wares in hard copy these days. And to think I’ve been selected as a recipient worthy of such gentility. Or are they banking on my gullibility?  

In this issue, the Gibson Girl returns. A standard by which feminine beauty was gauged eons ago, she comes to us by way of a blouse. Expressed in Peterman poetics. Oh, it’s not quite the stuff of Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? But did Shakespeare ever sell a blouse?

 

Really, where else would you find such a unique piece of apparel if not for Peterman? And in “The apotheosis of the

Classic Age,” the 1890’s no less. When the Martini was born, and we were all so gay in the original meaning. 

Raise a toast to the ...

To be considered for purchase as a gift? For She (who) walks in beauty, like the night? One so worthy of this exquisite Victorian classic?  And you know who you are, my love.

Continuing on, I switch gears and go in search of something to assert my masculinity. A reminder of days when the testosterone was barely contained. It's in the genes. And there it is on page 42. It's in the jeans. In  days gone by when men were men.  

In considering these jeans, I revolt against that line from T.S. Eliot's The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock :

                           

                        I grow old … I grow old …
                        I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

 

No. Never. I will wear Pockets reinforced with rivets! And yet... dare I order a pair? At this stage in life?  So many buttons; so little time. I'll pass. For now. But who knows. Maybe in the Late Summer catalog supplement (215b),  they may even be on sale.  At which time, I might reconsider. And even dare to eat a peach?

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muse-letter \’myüz-‘le-tər  noun

1: a personal  message, inspired by a muse of one's own creation,  addressed to a person or organization, in the course of which, the sender becomes absorbed in thought, especially turning something over in the mind meditatively and often inconclusively.

2: a letter from a poet, or one who envisions oneself as such, in which he or she “muses” on that which is perceived to be news, or newsworthy, usually in some ironic or absurd way.  

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